zugzwang-cum 

When you cannot stop the process of cuming and therefore must cum despite experiencing something interrupting your arousal and/or the pleasure gained from achieving orgasm.

Bob was watching his favorite big-ass latina-bitches porn when his grandmother suddenly walked into his room, so he stopped masturbating and turned off the porn, yet he was already in zugzwang-cum.

zugzwang-cum by AndyBozac December 27, 2017

pus infected cum bubble 

a pus infected cum bubble is a huge sperm bubble that is indeed filled with the white, yellowish liquid we know as pus. great word for insults as well.

hey shut it you pus infected cum bubble!

pus infected cum bubble by Dr. Douchenozzle April 22, 2011

Hola, cum all over me lamas? 

Also hola, como te llamas

American (White, super hot fine, SOAKING wet): Hola, cum all over me lamas?
Mexican (Guy): hola, sì.

Then he proceeds to bang the shit out of her.

Hola, cum all over me lamas? by [e-mail] October 22, 2016

Poop Cum

The juice that comes out of your ass when you really have to take a shit, simulating cumming out of your ass.

"Dude last night i had to wipe poop cum out of my pants"

Poop Cum by aws and sk8the512blake February 4, 2010

The Cum Melt 

So you're in college, and you have a roommate that you don't like. Your girlfriend comes to visit and you fuck in your dorm room. Right when you are about to cum you pick up the pillow on your shitty roommate's bed. After cumming on his bed you put the pillow back down creating a delicious cum sandwich.

dude#1- man my roommate sucks
dude#2- just give him the cum melt.
dude#1- good idea i'll do it tonight!
roommate- my pillow smells funny...

The Cum Melt by Eric! and Shane! November 10, 2010

ear cum 

A very nice piece of music that almost makes your ears cum.

"Hey, that last Crystal Castles album is pure ear cum!"

ear cum by twoeazy November 7, 2012

Smells like cum! 

When someone gets done farting or burping you say "Smells like cum!" causing instant emb embarrassment and or questioning of your friend's sexual preference.

*FART*

Carlos "Ey...Jesus that kinda smells like cum!"

Jesus "So" *blush**blush*

Smells like cum! by Zeus15Negra December 7, 2010