turdouche bag

It is a jerk off stuffed in douche bag that is stuffed in a turkey.

Boy that Jeff is a real turdouche bag! He is such an asshole!

by Kat Mickler December 13, 2007

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douche bag

Habbo Hotel User. QED.

Person1: fuck that guy is a douche bag!
Person2: Yea i bet he even plays Habbo Hotel
Person1: Definately.

by lenswipe April 13, 2008

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douche bag

someone who is to cool for school.
An idiot.
a fucking douche.
someone who is such a nuisance u want to kill them.

that kid such a douche bag for ditching us

by Charles Dodgeson April 12, 2009

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Fat, ugly, whore monkey that sucks lots of dick because he has none. He likes to drink horse cum out of a tolit because he get bored of sucking elephant balls. He put his own balls in a blender. He likes to drink shit from his boy friends ass hole. He drinks his boy friends pee and other people's piss as well. While he sits in a pile a of shit from his own parents, while he licks his boy friends balls. This person has no such life that any scientists have found in history.

"Wow that guy is a dick"
"He must be a bag of autism"

by Best bitch in the world June 3, 2016

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Rip Bag

Noun: Someone who fronts like they smoke large amounts of marijuana on a daily basis, but when you actually smoke with them they ask all stupid and can't handle their shit.

Rip bags often sketch out, or talk about "trippin" or hallucinating while high when in reality, that is not even possible and they're just rip bags.

Real stoners hate kids like this.

Person 1: "Man I smoked with Jim on the weekend, he sketched out hard and acted like a total dumbass."

Person 2 "Yeah, Jim is a total rip bag, he needs to chill the fuck out."

Jim: "Yo man I got like super stoned on the weekend and like punched a cop in the face."

by titfuck42069 May 7, 2012

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