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New Agnosticism

New agnosticism, also neoagnosticism, militant agnosticism and fundamentalist agnosticism, is a term to describe writers and thinkers that seeks to counter new atheism, state atheism, religious fundamentalism with rational agnostic-pragmatic arguments everywhere and develop technoagnosticism, scientific agnosticism and agnosticology.
"New Agnosticism is a nice movement for counter new atheism, such as new deism also is. Still new agnosticism is under construction and it might take some years until new agnosticism and new deism become a thing, such as agnosticology and deistology."
by Full Monteirism March 8, 2021
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New Jersey Blowjob

"My wife gave me a New Jersey Blowjob yesterday. I felt it on my foreskin." -Jared
by Jared Bergenthal October 20, 2023
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Booze news

Finding out the day after what events occurred during the heavy drinking of the night before and from which the person is now suffering from booze-generated amnesia.
Example: the first text message of the day: “oh god, did I really snog him last night?! That’s bad booze news”
by thewordfarmer May 2, 2018
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Knock Off News

1. A news article with an attached headline that's written for the purpose of being passed off as a significant piece of news; i.e. click bait.

2. A piece of news that resembles quality news but lacks thorough reasoning and explanation as to why it should be considered significant to the reader or viewer. Usually takes much less time and effort to write about then a significant piece of news; i.e. yellow journalism.

3. News that lacks basic citation and sourcing techniques, opting for unverified primary or secondary sources in order to increase the speed at which the article or social media post is published. Might be written for the intended purpose of progressing a personal stance on a subject that would otherwise be impossible if the news were properly sourced; i.e. fake news.

4. A cheap imitation of a piece of quality news. Written with lower grammatical and spelling standards than the original piece of quality news. Derived from primary source articles without proper citation back to the original article. Often found on sites with business practices that are based around publishing trending stories en masse as they begin to go viral online; i.e content farms.

6. Advertisements and editorials that are written with the intent to be seen as quality news. While they may contain a proper citation, they are often written and placed in such a manner that they go unnoticed by the average reader or viewer; i.e. advertorial.
"This story on the local news about a local dog show seems like knock off news and is a waste of my time."
by Stang February 14, 2017
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New Orleans Bear Trap

The act of placing a used sheet of toilet paper in or around someone’s house or at their door
My boss pissed me off yesterday so I left a New Orleans Bear Trap at his office door
by Stendoverse June 18, 2022
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Abbreviation for MS NOW, an American cable news channel owned by Versant, a Comcast controlled company formed from the spinoff of NBCUniversal's cable networks. Launched on July 15, 1996, and headquartered at 229 West 43rd Street in Manhattan, the channel primarily broadcasts rolling news coverage and liberal-leaning political commentary.
MSNBC would rebrand as MS NOW (a backronym of "My Source for News, Opinion, and the World
by SMPrice80 November 16, 2025
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