Fend her off

To use your elbow to bring an overly zealous mate to climax

I did my best to fend her off, to everyone’s satisfaction

by anonymous September 4, 2022

Hitler's Day Off

"Hitler's Day Off" refers to the "imaginary" realm of existence in which Adolf Hitler frolics in the YouTube videos of #AlexisMason. "Hitler's Day Off" was created in September of 2022 to exercise basic Freedom(s) of Speech.

:Ever wonder what Adolf Hitler would have done on his day off?

:with the power of YouTube, you can search for "Hitler's Day Off."

*When your life is shit and you just want to have a "Hitler's Day Off."

by #AlexisMason September 7, 2022

Better off alone

An absolute banger of a song by Alice Deejay

Yeah mate when I was in the club last night they played Better Off Alone and I thought it was the 90s again

by The Rutmeister April 29, 2022

Jack off January

This is the month that you have to jack off once everyday

its Jack off January now richard.

by HIRO WOLF October 12, 2022

pulling off a meera

The action of deleting all forms of communication and its history with your friends right before an exam

person 1: yo, stop pulling off a meera so much
person 2: why man it's fun

by The variant January 7, 2022

Jimmy Jerk-off

(Noun) A hypothetical person that you see as irrelevant who is bothering you in some way. Comes from the older version of the word "jerk", meaning an obnoxious person, but turned into a name.

Use similarly to "John Doe".

"Yo, why are you leaving 10 minutes before closing?"

"I got stuff to do, if Jimmy Jerk-Off comes in here and starts giving you shit, just tell him to fuck off."

by U735 December 11, 2021

puffed me off

Getting a Blow Job. Also known as being puffed or sucked off

I met a native girl on a bc ferry once and she puffed me off below deck

by Urban.IT December 13, 2021