Hand sweep

To get or receive a hand job.

I gave him a hand sweep while he was driving. He liked it so much that he, in return, gave me a hand sweep!

by Himjobs December 31, 2011

Popping a short-handed Joe

“Popping a short-handed Joe” is the expression of fisting a handicapped human in the anus with half a hand.

“Mind popping a short-handed Joe on me? I really need that after my long day at work!”
“Sure, no worries!”

by chinese_dogman February 20, 2021

librarian hand

long skinny fingered hand.

JP: "I have librarian hands!"
Everyone else: "What's that??"
JP: "Long skinny fingers."

by bonafidemonafide October 7, 2020

spinnin hands

To brawl, throw haymakers, swing violently,

Nigga fight game strong, he straight spinnin hands 💯💯💯

by Looongdickstyle69 March 1, 2017

IKEA hand

The claw-like hand cramp you get from assembling IKEA furniture. Distantly related to wankers cramp but less pleasurable.

Dude 1: What's wrong with your hand? Wankers cramp?
Dude 2: Not this time, I've got IKEA hand from putting together that new bookshelf.

by PeterG227 September 6, 2013

Hand sesh

Hand job

You up for a hand sesh?

by Pika pika March 1, 2019

Taylor Hand

A slut, a bitch. Someone who fucked Tatum in fifth grade.

Send nudes Taylor hand

by Smiths Station Hazzard December 12, 2018