One Life

One Life - The Funniest Game Made By A Hummus Addict.

Have You Played One Life?

It's funny!

by JoeBama12 December 12, 2020

life-stats

at the end of life you will see all of you life-stats

like : how many hours did i sleep

dude 1 : i just fucked a girl

dude 2 : wow you life-stats are better then a lot of guys

dude 1 : i know right i cant believe it

by flyingdroplet May 23, 2018

life

yeah i know its a joke

human: what is LIFE's purpose?
god: nothing

by im going insane HELP May 14, 2024

Rage-quit my life

To angrily end your life, (Don’t actually do it) or a saying when you are so upset and angry because of something. (Only for jokes)

I am going to rage-quit my life.

by DJ_little_GOOSH_GOOSH August 23, 2022

Jaws of Life

The process of spreading the anus out horizontally with both hands, fingers spread and wrist deep.

"She got trapped in the washing machine, so I gave her the Jaws of Life."

by salmon_eggs August 21, 2024

Music of life

The specific genre, vibe or developments of your music taste accompanied by important changes in your life. There are no lows, highs and overall just random arcs that can't be described through a playlist.

"I would describe my Music of life as the protagonist of a coming-of-age movie."

by musical literature August 18, 2021

Life-lapse

Occurs when an individual carries on with an activity they were doing recently in the past (a few minutes, several hours, the day before, etc.) in present time without realizing that they already completed the activity; the individual almost immediately recognizes that they are not doing what they originally had set in mind to do, but instead are repeating a previous activity and/or routine from before. The individual usually has to back track and/or reorient themselves in order to continue with their original task after realizing that they were momentarily living in the past instead of focusing and acting or reacting in the present. A natural phenomenon that can occur when an individual is neither paying attention to nor actively focusing on what exactly they are supposed to be doing and instead allow muscle memory to momentarily take over and carry out the task for them, despite realizing thereafter that the task was done incorrectly because the body was not performing the same task that the individual was trying to accomplish.

I was just trying to finish this math problem when suddenly I had a life-lapse and had to rework the problem because I forgot what I was doing.

by War&Ruin August 31, 2018