John Kerry

Choosing to travel in your own vehicle when car/Jet pooling is easy and an option then going on to lecture people about how you're saving the environment

Sally declined the lift to Lake Tahoe and chose to John Kerry her way alone in her own Range rover.

by whattingh January 12, 2024

John Waynin it

Not brushing your teeth in the morning. "To just sattle up and ride"

"John waynin it today? Just sattle up and ride huh?

by ByPH October 20, 2015

Skippy John Joe

When you hit a guy with a rock, and bite his ear off.

I just skippy John Joe'd my dad.

by Jayden the Maiden March 30, 2024

St. John's husky fucker

When you don't tip the jets pizza delivery guy so he fucks your husky an posts it to porn hub.

Mitch was a real st. John's husky fucker what a dunighan.

by Purple nurble February 12, 2022

John Harrolson

An incredibly horny man. Derived from the song "John Harrolson, John Harrolson" which tells the story of a perverted soldier.

Man 1: Hey, did that guy just cheat on a 10/10?
Man 2: Yeah, he's just a John Harrolson.

by Stonewallism November 5, 2018

John Burger

A slur for Ugly white people ( Caucasians and those of the white race ).

"Look at that john burger at dick's sporting good's"
"Yeah fucking whitey!"

by cetifiedslurinator April 4, 2022

John

John is a musty sun of a bitch. He constantly reeks and smells like BO. John is also the type of guy to have a micro cock, he uses Mayo to masturbate.

Damn the man is such a john.

by Jacob18585929 November 24, 2021