Skip to main content

Hot Tub Guy

The one guy that is always in the hot tub by himself, observing other peoples conversations. The hot tub guy will always be the first person in the hot tub, and the last one out of the hot tub. The hot tub guy usually makes others feel awkward since they cannot converse normally with him there. Usually characterized by massive amounts of body hair and a beer belly.
-Yeah man Amanda was really getting creeped out by the hot tub guy lastnight, he was so akward.
-Dude I know, Chris is such a hot tub guy.
by fultyd June 14, 2011
mugGet the Hot Tub Guy mug.

hot hockey guys

hockey players who go to skate zone every weekend and are smoking hot
let’s go to sz to see hot hockey guys!!
by Hottie69420 January 21, 2019
mugGet the hot hockey guys mug.

Hot as Satan's Taint

A simile meant to convey the overbearing heat and/or stuffiness of an environment.
The AC in Evan's jeep is broken, so the cab was hot as Satan's taint during our six hour trek to Purdue.
by KurayamiShikaku February 8, 2010
mugGet the Hot as Satan's Taint mug.

Hot Summer's Deuce

A piping hot dump that you take in the middle of the summer (sometimes extending out into Indian summer) while in an outdoor public setting.
Holy sh*t, dude. Someone just sprayed a hot summer's deuce all over that f*cking Porta John!

Middle of the summer and you have a ripe case of swamp ass, perhaps you are out cutting grass or attending a baseball game. Suddenly the uncontrollable dump sensation sets in and you scurry to the restroom but don't make it and the dump falls out onto the ground.
by HotDeuceUniversity August 31, 2013
mugGet the Hot Summer's Deuce mug.

Hot Beef Injection

Having sex with a girl. Coined by John Bender (Judd Nelson) in "The Breakfast Club"
C'mon, sport, level with me...you slip her the hot beef injection?
by GlockyBalboa March 1, 2011
mugGet the Hot Beef Injection mug.

hot sheet hotel

A cheap hotel which rents rooms by the hour, or with special day rates, for sexual encounters.
My roommate wouldn't leave so we had to go to a hot sheet hotel.
by Reb. Schmooooly June 15, 2004
mugGet the hot sheet hotel mug.

3 hots and a cot

That's all u get if you're in prison. 3 hot meals and a cot to sleep on. That's all playa
When u go to jail, son, all u get is 3 hots and a cot
by Big Bear June 16, 2003
mugGet the 3 hots and a cot mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email