Dutch cum fart

Cheap hooker, anal cream pie +air pump = Dutch cum fart

I was walking through the red light district amd found the perfect woman for a
Dutch cum fart

by Hertapussy driver April 16, 2023

Fart Chamber

A sex act where one pulls the sheets over their partners head and farts under the covers, forcing them to breath it in. This is typically done while receiving oral sex.

When Ben was eating Liz out last night she fart chambered him.

by Gooseless August 31, 2024

Pretty farts

‘Pretty fart’ is known as the Sibby fart. It came from a woman called Sibby who only farts pretty.

‘Omg I just heard pretty farts, that must’ve been Sibby farting’.

by Sibby.1209 October 24, 2025

Sea fart

A guy the falls in line with older ladies but still creeps and prays on the younger ones

In my early 30s I started to become a sea fart.

by Shartster mini July 25, 2019

third-degree fart

Unlike a mildly-to-moderately-heated first- or second-degree fart that may merely cause minor reddening and/or blistering, this term refers to a super-hot expellation of concentrated putrid methane that not only broils Uranus and singes your butthole-hairs on the way out, but it also scorches the thigh/knee of any unfortunate fellow human being who happens to be unsuspectingly holding you on his lap at the time! It is wise, therefore, to be constantly "aware" of your colon's current "status" or "progression" of fart-activity whenever you're canoodling with someone, so that if you "feel one on the way", you can hastily hop off (here's one case where your lover most definitely **won't** think you rude or anti-social when you abruptly/wordlessly bounce up off his lap) and direct your posteriors away from your snuggle-buddy, anyone else within a fifty-foot radius, and of course, any source of fire (yes, farts are VERY MUCH flammable!), such as the outdoor grille that's currently frying up another big batch of the same beans 'n' hot wings that made you have the awful flatulence in the first place.

Redneck chick: I don't wanna have any interruption of the romantic snuggle-time with my hopefully-future-husband at our family's backyard barbecue this evening, so I'd better not partake of any of that rich spicy stuff that always gives me the third-degree farts!

by QuacksO December 26, 2016

Freckled Fart

The " Freckled Fart " is an act in which a person passes gas ( usually through their bum hole ) whilst they have freckles on their face and some of these freckles fall out of the fart with the bum hole. Some right dirty ginger nonces to this because they feel that it is right to do so.

For christ sake Gregory! Stop bloody doing that old "Freckled Fart" Trick!

by Greacy Grace the Third December 26, 2018

Fart

A imprisoned poop that screams cuz its trapped in your large intestine and can't get out and is very very scared so please let it out

Poop: HELP HELP HELP HELLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

Jessica:*farts* oh no that poor poop

by Cherry sparkles July 15, 2022