by leasha January 16, 2004
A man who follows the worst NFL team in the history of the spot. This guy is known for snorting crack off the crack of a crack-whore. He likes to eat pancakes as well.
by Slapstick Comedy Gone Wrong December 23, 2004
1. Someone who dose not pays any attention to what is going on around them.
2. Someone one with no logic or common sense.
2. Someone one with no logic or common sense.
shannon your like a monkey fucking a football.
by houdek May 29, 2008
A fine looking woman, a real beauty with a great body. Usually viewed from across the bar or room. Generally first seen from afar.
Abbreviated HMV.
Term derives from Carl Spackler of Caddyshack - while looking at older woman putting, he calls her a "little monkey woman."
Abbreviated HMV.
Term derives from Carl Spackler of Caddyshack - while looking at older woman putting, he calls her a "little monkey woman."
Phil: Hey, look at the girl in the yellow shirt...real hot monkey vagina.
Call from Home to the Bar: Hey Phil, any HMV at the bar tonight?
Phil: Hell yeah, tons of Hot Monkey Vagina.
Call from Home to the Bar: Hey Phil, any HMV at the bar tonight?
Phil: Hell yeah, tons of Hot Monkey Vagina.
by OscarOtto September 14, 2008
the best kind of fudge farmed by monkeys in the trees of taiwan in their flying dream shoes. One taste and you're addicted
by diddly bob jinks monkey butler March 06, 2009
After intercourse when the female returns from her usual trip to the bathroom, you are waiting with a hot pile of poo, and lovingly throw it at her with.
by Lovely Mann November 14, 2008
by Trogdor July 12, 2003