slim john

when a woman uses a slim jim for a dildo

woman: i love to slim john i was slimjohning all night

by klosapagous July 27, 2010

Johning

meeting up with any girl under the age of 15

hey jake im gonna go johning after work can you cover for me?

by E2trappyv2.0Manigga September 2, 2025

John

A lame excuse, typically one given for a poor performance at something. Popular in the Super Smash Bros. community.

If we ever do get to go head-to-head, please...no Johns!

by TheLobsterCopter5000 December 18, 2023

Are you John Travolta?

Just answer yes. JUST FUCKING ANSWER YES. IF YOU DON’T HE WONT STOP JUST SAY YES AND HE’LL STOP.
I’m sorry for raising my voice. It’s just if you don’t appease him quick he’ll get attached and you’ll never get rid of him. You can try everything, framing him for crimes, hiring hitmen, murder, forced containment but he never stops and never disappears. So just say yes.

Him: “Are you John Travolta?”
Bob: “Yes.”
Him: “Oh cool.”

by TheFloorIsALie November 7, 2023

John

John a man with a super small penis and can't please his wife in bed so he had to buy a sex doll

Damn he got a small dick John

by Beth691236 November 11, 2019

Johns

When your a Quinn fucking John’s victim who gets victimized by everyone he interacts with.

Peter: who is a johns?

Steve: Quinn Fucking “Johns!!

by Geeker November 29, 2024

John Vincent Orlando

A boy that is caring he cares about his family and fans. He deserves the world. He is someone you should want as your boyfriend. He won best Canadian act 2019 and 2020 and he is very hard working. He started YouTube at just 8 years old and now a 17 year old star

John Vincent Orlando is the most hardworking persona and is dedicated to do big things

by JOHNVINCENTORLANDOISBAE November 9, 2020