it's a beautiful day outside

The words Sans (undertale) says before making you get rekt

Sans: It's a beautiful day outside, birds are singing, flowers are blooming... On days like these, kids like you...
S h o u l d b e b u r n i n g i n h e l l...

by Dell Engineer October 16, 2020

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National scorpio day

November 10th is national Scorpio where we appreciate how badass & classy Scorpios are

“Hey man it’s national Scorpio day today”

by da vinki October 18, 2020

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Second Day Sillies

The persistant distracted/unfocused feeling you get the day after smoking

Dude: Fuck all this homework, man. I'm not getting shit done today.
Man: What's wrong with you, dude?
Dude: I've just got mad second day sillies after that sesh last night.

by Markko October 12, 2013

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Dutch day off

When you have a day off work and end up doing household chores. Coined because the Dutch are believed to gain great satisfaction from domestic duties.

Pieter: Hey Jeremy, darling, guess what I did on my day off? Three loads of washing, cleaned the toilet and I even sorted your sock drawer!

Jeremy: Oh, bless! A perfect Dutch day off!

by BonoboBoy September 30, 2011

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