licking the dog's asshole

A very bad taste in your mouth. Often described after a bad night of drinking.

I have the worst hangover, I feel like I've been licking the dog's asshole.

by jiminton December 26, 2005

Dog Pecker Gnat

A dude that is always around. A person nobody really likes that is always present or appears in a particular circle of friends, bugging, bothering or annoying. Never going away even after constant "swating".

I can't believe Tom is at the party, he's like a Goddamn Dog Pecker Gnat. He fuckin' bothers me.

by Marc B.Matthews September 5, 2008

like a dog

someone that has dogged you/someone else.

someone: I think I'm the greatest... blah, blah, blah...
you: like a dog!...like a dog!

by Public Hero haha June 8, 2003

Moldy Corn-dog

The sexual act of vomiting on a man's penis while giving it a blow job.

X: Can I please give you a Moldy Corn-dog?
Y: Ewww, no way!

by Pain E. December 9, 2010

ten dogs down

Suffering really painful bad luck.

Overslept the job interview, the fridge shit the bed during the night so I got no food left, and the big screen tv blew the tube - it's not even noon and I'm already ten dogs down.

by Killer Rabbit July 1, 2006

dog shit o'meter

a thing you use to rate something that is really shit

hey katie that cup of tea is rated on the dog shit o'meter somewhere between sloppy dog shit and white dog poo

by craig newall November 5, 2005

six legged dog

1. Two dogs humping.
2. A way of describing the doggy style position.
3. A dog (or person) on all fours being mounted from behind. The mounting dog (or person) provides the rear two legs.

Daddy, what are those dogs doing? Son, those aren't dogs, that's a six legged dog.

by JDHC October 19, 2008