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The Brown dick

We've all seen it. some embrace it and some choose to ignore it. During a pornographic film, every now and then there's a Caucasian man that looks completely normal, but is just a little bit different than the rest of us. normal white male haircut, skin tone, voice. everything is average except for his penis. its an irregular shade of brown. take a moment of your time one day and you'll see what i mean.
Great guy, friend of the family, mows my grandmothers lawn... guys got the brown dick.
by Kyle McDouche July 2, 2009
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faggot dick

A faggot's dick.
Your dick is a faggot dick, faggot.

Based not solely on the fact that you are a faggot, but also on the assumption that you are a male and thus have a dick, one must conclude that you have a faggot dick.
by Clarken January 16, 2011
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dick trick

When a man masturbates 3 times in one day similiar to the hat trick in hockey and soccer.
Dude I totally got that dick trick in last night. I rock!!
by aeiownu December 13, 2008
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dick bitch

A guy with too much testosterone pride who acts like a total asshole; guy version of a bitch.
by Rudolflover December 9, 2008
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dick hours

dick hours is equilivent to 4 hours. I dont know why anyone would use this...but i also don't know why guys wear tight pants and say that they bleed black. It is 4 hours cause thats how long an erection can last before you're suppose to notify a doctor. weeeeee
-Dude i'll pick you up in dick hours and we can hit up chipotle.
-Sweet man i love chipotle..see ya then
by DWD May 17, 2006
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Dick Flick

The male equivalent of 'chick flick'. A man's movie
Dave, wanna get some cold ones and watch Platoon? I'm in the mood for a dick flick
by eithne lonergan November 5, 2008
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dick dial

Just like butt dial but when your phone is in your front pocket.
Dude 1: Dude, I think you butt dialed me, all I heard was static and muffled conversation for like 10 minutes.
Dude 2: Dude, that must have been a dick dial, I carry my phone in my front pocket.
by Capt. Underpants December 27, 2007
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