Jesus Cum Guzzling Christ 

Just another alternative to Jesus Fucking Christ...also, it's more offensive to christians (so it has my vote).

Jesus cum guzzling christ...did you see that bitch's tits?

Jesus Cum Guzzling Christ by Yes I'm That Good August 5, 2008

Dirty Cum Rat 

The act of cumming in a rat inside of a dumpster while shoving lizzards up your ass one by one

I just did a Dirty Cum Rat inside of a McDonald’s dumpster!

Dirty Cum Rat by hot_gilfs_and_milfs September 26, 2021

Suck the Cum Right Out My Balls 

Saying made famous by Scott and his friends around the Chicago/Northwest Indiana area after watching a porno called "Suck the Cum Right Out My Balls," where a man getting his dick sucked, repeatedly asks the women to "suck the cum right out my balls," and she does.

Hey John, why don't we go sledding?
Hey Jorgie, why don't you suck the cum right out my balls?!

Carrie sucked the cum right out my balls!!

Suck the Cum Right Out My Balls by Eric Joseph May 21, 2007

national cum day 

National Cum Day, the one day that men can cum at any point during sex. It doesn't matter if you jiz in your pants, or if it takes you five hours (Lucky S.O.B.)...

Ruth: Hey, you know it's National Cum Day babe? Let's get busy!!
Bob: Too late!!

national cum day by Troyfrombsu December 4, 2017

Young, dumb, and full of cum 

To make a large amount of poor choices with the people you sleep with when you’re young. Goes both ways gender wise, with differences in interpretations. A guy who’s “young, dumb, and full of cum” is essentially looking to have sex with any girl (or guy) he meets, or lets his dick do the thinking, often ending himself up in precarious situations that’s could easily be avoided had he just not been so focused on the sex. A girl who is “young, dumb, and full of cum” has essentially slept with a bunch of guys that, in hindsight, weren’t great guys to sleep with. The definition thus refers to the quantity of cum the person is either shooting or taking, and most often occurs in one’s 20s, hence the phrase, “Young, dumb, and full of cum.”

Guy 1: Why is he even talking to her? Everyone know she’s trash.

Guy 2: Ah, he don’t care. He’s young, dumb, and full of cum - he’s just looking to get his nut off in the closest chick that’ll have him.

Or

Girl 1: What were you thinking with Tyler, James, and worst of all, Chad? Everyone knows those guys are the worst.

Girl 2: I was going through a phase. I was young, dumb, and full of cum - all I saw was hot guys and didn’t care about their reputation.

Young, dumb, and full of cum by the Mad John Hess Man July 28, 2021

machine cum 

Rapid fire ejaculation...on a girl's face.

Cooch pulled out his dick and machine cummed on this bitch's face. It was like the beginning of Saving Private Ryan.

machine cum by Dave and Dennis October 20, 2006

Booty Cum 

When someone cums in an anus and the cum drips out of it

J:Yo' Cyrus
Cyrus:Yeah mutha fucka?
J:I have Booty Cum from when we make love
Cyrus: Awww shiiit man, alz-da Gangsta's gunna thaank We gay broda
J: Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Booty Cum by SUPA DEFINER June 21, 2009