DICK CHEESE

It's smegma,just smegma.

have you ever had a grilled dick cheese sandwich?

by The True Dark Lord March 20, 2019

bitch cheese

cheese for bitches. often used in bitch lasagna

"that guy needs some bitch cheese"

"waiter: what do you want to order?
me: bitch cheese"

by trec~ccst April 6, 2019

Dick Cheese

Dick cheese is the old nasty leftover sperm in your foreskin.

Bro I just pulled my foreskin back and saw so much dick cheese I’m finna make a sandwich wit it

by Khachik=gay April 10, 2019

Cottage cheese in a bag

Legs/things of an overweight woman in leggings or tight pants that are so tight you can see cellulose marks.

Sam: "Ever see cottage cheese in a bag?"
*Woman walks past in far too tight leggings*
Garret: *gags* Fuck you, dude.

by Captain Motorcycle April 14, 2019

Tit cheese

Long chunky nipples on a man that taste like rotten cheese

The breaded milk had become chunky and turned into tit cheese

by Fattittybibba April 15, 2019

Cheese butty

Summet u call someone when u can’t be arsed doing summet

Nan: ay Matt Clean ur room
Me: nay fuck of ye cheese butty

Nan: that’s not nice
Me: Yerman make us a chicken wrap ye sausage

Nan: okay

Me: uno da

by Chicken wrappp laaa April 17, 2019

Cheese

Growing up i hearted cheese. Feta, cheddar & mozzarella. White sauce & brown bread sandwich.

Iman always loved cheese!

by TheBlueLeo April 17, 2019