blonde dysmorphia

when stupid bitches get stupider

Dumb bitch: omg i just got highlights done but i’m having so much blonde dysmorphia rn!!
Any sane person: stfu

by shhhdonttellnoone August 16, 2023

Blonde Adjacent

A man who may or may not still be ✨blonde✨ but you can absolutely tell they were blonde as a child.

A synonym for Blonde-ish

“Don’t you usually go for blondes?” “Yeah but he’s blonde adjacent so it’s fine”

by Fortheloveofblondes October 24, 2023

Blonde

A person usually consisting within the age of a teen or young adult described as having an egocentric, low IQ personality. Physical attributes are usually connected with blonde hair, lighter skin, and above average appearance. A blonde will typically come within the form of a female, but males are not restricted from this role. After a female blonde has reached the age of no return, she would have mutated into a Karen. The male blond is rarely seen in the wild to have evolved past his F-boy stage in life, only branching out to the surfer dude sup species.

My sister is such a Blonde.

by Prof.J Tad October 28, 2023

BlondeBeard

Punching bag known in the roblox community.

Brick wall.

F-slur.

S tier rambler, metamancer, and crybaby.

Wrath_Darkness's bitch.

Ruined Shoga_X's game.

Used ESP in Naruto Infinite 2.

BlondeBeard got shit on as per usual when he 1v1'd wrath, but he did not fail his master when he scooped Ryuroi the mutt.

by CursingMyGears October 8, 2024

blondesonly

a group of 3 or more friends that are naturally blonde and pretty (preferably 4 to keep things equal as human nature brings us jealousy lol).

Did you see them come into sky bar last night? the blondesonly made the room stand still. It was iconic.

by Shaqueena November 6, 2024

bloid

bloid is a noun/pronoun used to refer to friends you fuck with heavy.
BLOID (all capitalized) is a derogatory term to refer to a known friend as a fucking useless dumbass.
similarly used to bro, blud, gang, etc

bloid-"All of my gang are my bloids ong"

BLOID-"Jane Doe is a FOOLISH BLOID!!"

by Venom Davin November 20, 2024

blonde twunk

Blonde twunks are the sexiest men alive. A twunk has a cute kissable face like a twink, but lots of muscles like a hunk. A blonde twunk top will fuck you in the ass and you’ll feel butterflies thinking about it for months afterward.

1. When I looked into the sexy eyes of the blonde twunk it was love at first sight. I was irresistibly attracted to him and wanted him to plunge his cock into my butt so bad. We started making out and all the sudden we were cuddling in his bed, his cum dripping out of my ass. I had been hypnotized by the steaming hot sexiness of a blonde twunk.

2. No twink bottom can resist the allure of a tall, sexy blonde twunk. Like moths to a lantern, it’s just too much temptation for them to resist.

by twinkbottomboy November 26, 2024