An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.
First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.
First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.
“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”
by MotherEarthFracker January 06, 2024
When you give large amounts of money to complete strangers to the point where they wonder what the FUCK you're doing.
Seth: *Gives money
Bonny: What the fuck are you doing I dont even know you. U good man?
Seth: Just Mr. Beasting.
Bonny: What the fuck are you doing I dont even know you. U good man?
Seth: Just Mr. Beasting.
by Okbrandon August 23, 2022
Went to school with dinosaurs
Should be in a coffin by now
and most importantly:
listening to music is a sixth form privelidge only
Should be in a coffin by now
and most importantly:
listening to music is a sixth form privelidge only
my cover teacher mr thomas is immortal
by shiya4life November 23, 2022
An angry Canadian man who teaches RS and loves ice hockey stands in the humanities block 24/7 and gets people detentions for having their shirt untucked.
by Mexico_is_#1 December 19, 2021
He was a creepy old man who had his own children’s TV show. He was a real oddball. Mr fucking mcfeely and shit.
Thanks for making me nice and easily trusting of most people, and easy to be taken advantage of. I did exactly what he told me as a child and to be nice to others, and all it did was get me fucking picked on and used... I fucking hate that man.
Thanks for making me nice and easily trusting of most people, and easy to be taken advantage of. I did exactly what he told me as a child and to be nice to others, and all it did was get me fucking picked on and used... I fucking hate that man.
by WorseThanHitler December 01, 2020
He was a creepy old man. I don’t know why he was even allowed on TV. I never understood his message. To me it is a very naive way to bring up children. Allowing them to be kind so someone can take advantage of them?
by WorseThanHitler November 30, 2020
moriah: I met a guy last night he was as funny as Mr cheal.
eden: wow he must of told some rubbish dad jokes then
moriah: yup
eden: wow he must of told some rubbish dad jokes then
moriah: yup
by eddiesmummymilkers November 13, 2021