Blow john

When you receive a blow job while the giver is defecating profusely.

I got a mean blow john last night. That shit was so good but man it stank!

by Sylax6 December 21, 2025

N-word Papa John’s

Pizza made by papa John’s before the ceo was forced out for using a racial slur. With his departure went the drive to make quality food, and thus became another restaurant racing to the bottom for profit.

This pizza is almost as good as n-word papa John’s was!

by Cat_Puke January 4, 2026

N-word papa John’s

Delicious pizza made when the founder of papa John’s was still in control. After the dropping of the word, he was booted from the company and they decided to make as much profit as possible by lowering their quality until they go out of business.

How they are still open to sell carpet is anybody’s guess.

This taste like good old fashioned n-word papa John’s , remember when they were really good? Now it’s crappy pizza better profits.

by Cat_Puke January 4, 2026

John Marston’d

To be outnumbered by your enemies and shot many times

“Dude it’s 1 v 7, he’s not clutchi- yeah there we go, John Marston’d.”

by everythingelseistakenbruhh January 8, 2026

John

Used to describe any generic object or person. Can replace a noun.

"Look at that John"
"I'm gonna make this John"

by Drake_neeta_max_ween January 15, 2025

christopher john mcpherson

A good-looking idiot that does stupid jetty jumps to impress girls and breaks both feet ending up in a wheelchair. Is a loyal honest idiot has a sexy mullet and smokes crack....

Did u see that guy with the sexy mullet jump off the jetty and fuck both feet?? It looks like Christopher John McPherson!

by McPherson January 15, 2025

Donald John Trump

The 45th and 47th President of The United States. Best president since Reagan and will make America Great again. Sworn in on Jan 20. 2017 when no one thought he could win the 2016 election against Hilary Clinton but he did. He later lost in 2020 to (currently) the worst president of the U.S Joe Biden. He then later made a historic come back in 2024 against Crooked Joe's VP Kamala Harris. He was sworn in along with his VP J.D Vance on Jan.20 2025 leading a Republican controlled House and Senate. He will leave office on Jan.20 2029. He plans to end the war in Ukraine and Gaza, plans to deport illegal immigrants (NOT LEGAL IMMIGRANTS), plans to take away trans rights (👍 ), hits the YMCA dance, and much more!! Enjoy your cheap gas and grocery's everyone and have a great day! Oh, and btw he will make you orange.

Mr Trump get down!!! -Some random ahh Secret Service guy on July 13, 2024.

Donald John Trump just mad a big ahh comeback on Nov.5

by Poli-dicks January 16, 2025