Brown Ballerina 

On the hopefully rare occasion you attempt to wipe away the remains of a particularly capacious poo and accidentally push a finger through the paper, after the required degree of swearing, you may look down to access the damage and be greeted by what is called a Brown Ballerina. This is the name given to the appearance of your now brown finger wearing what appears to be a lovely brow tutu. Not nice...but hopefully from now on...a touch more funny

After a night on the Guinness and a curry I went to the bog this morning and ended up with a right Brown Ballerina!

Brown Ballerina by Dave Petherbridge June 19, 2008

brown bagger 

When you fuck a guy up the ass who hasnt cleaned out his hole and the condom comes out with poo on it.

I fucked that guy last night but he was a brown bagger - ick!

brown bagger by zerrick412 April 22, 2009

dylan brown 

Another name for cheating asshole. Dylan Brown's will often say they love you to get laid and then secretly sleep with other girls and lie when confronted about it. Do not get involved with a Dylan Brown. You will most likely end up hurt, but don't expect an apology from such an assbag.

Michael cheated on me, what a Dylan Brown.

dylan brown by HahayouknowwhoIam July 24, 2016

brown sugar 

Junk.

I shot some brown sugar before leaving for work.

brown sugar by jericho omega November 8, 2003

Brown Clown 

A person who takes pleasure in smearing their face in somebody else's excretion in order to recreate a clown's smile.

'Look at that man! He's got shit on his face'
'Yes, that's a brown clown. Can you see the smile?'
'Oh yes, how charming'.

Brown Clown by Bagel Dave July 3, 2006

Brown One 

A Peruvianmale who fell in love with ThunderKat over the internet(also see interweb). Cute and usually upbeat, he is recognized by all close to ThunderKat as her 'better half'. He's big on videogames, Zelda and noodles. He currently resides in Australia.

The Brown One, a lover of fine women, loves ThunderKat the most.

Brown One by Kat Lucky November 10, 2008

brown 

An undesirable situation, thing or state of being.

"Dude livin in this trailer park is seriously browning me out."

brown by Todd Blevins May 24, 2007