What is there to say that can’t already be said…? He is his mother’s favorite child but still tips his hat to his siblings. Absolutely knows you’re down with DTF so he makes reservations at “Din Tai Fung.” He once met the Dos Equis guy and bought him a Corona. As a +1, he’ll make you look like a Nobel Peace Prize winner and only clothes himself with finest of material; “Boyfriend Material.” Holds doors and still picks up checks. He can catch a lot of flies with honey but, catches more homies by being fly. The exact guy your friends say isn’t right for you because they can’t manage their own relationships. Joe wants “Love,” like the one from “You.”
Two birds were having a conversation whilst flying outside of a window and saw Joe Cruz. One bird said to the other “Look at Joe Cruz. He’s so us…”
by joecrvz November 24, 2021
Get the Joe Cruzmug. “Popping a short-handed Joe” is the expression of fisting a handicapped human in the anus with half a hand.
“Mind popping a short-handed Joe on me? I really need that after my long day at work!”
“Sure, no worries!”
“Sure, no worries!”
by chinese_dogman February 20, 2021
Get the Popping a short-handed Joemug. by Peenile November 14, 2018
Get the Joe Chodemug. The sleepy joe effect is a byproduct of being near a "sleepy joe", someone who is so incompetent at life, that after more than 10 minutes, their utter dementia riddled state eventually melts away your own IQ to below freezing temperature, usually becomes apparent when using technology.
Based orange: "you gave me the sleepy joe effect you boomer"
Sleepy-joe in a confused state: "what"
Yemen destroyer 2008: "can you two shut up"
Sleepy-joe in a confused state: "what"
Yemen destroyer 2008: "can you two shut up"
by President Enjoyer May 14, 2023
Get the Sleepy Joe Effectmug. A direct translation of the term "Zé buceta", from Brazil. The proper translation is "dumbass", but with more context, it means that someone thinks he is smart, but is astronomically dumb.
"Oi, have you seen James? He is an absolute pussy joe!"
"Scott, please take your pills, nobody understands what you're trying to communicate with us."
"Scott, please take your pills, nobody understands what you're trying to communicate with us."
by LowBitrateSeizure September 29, 2023
Get the Pussy joemug. 
by anonymous May 2, 2023
Get the Joemug.