Dancing Monkey 

The dancing of rage as the coin drops in the "slot" and the monkey jumps to life.

As he bent over, his plumber's crack was glaringly obvious, so I took out a 5c piece and dropped it in the "slot" (his crack) and jumped back shouting loudly, "Dance Monkey, DANCE!" and so is born the dancing monkey!

Dancing Monkey by Unkl Piston November 18, 2011

monkey job 

A monkey job means swinging from a bar and screaming loudly while giving a blowjob.

Very refreshing.

Cindy was much loved around the frat for her ability to give a fantastic monkey job.

monkey job by scodder April 29, 2010

Space Monkey 

A man dressed in a small, figure hugging dress and, hopefully, a monkey hat who was employed to start the skanking and/or moshing at expectations:low's early gigs.
Although the term originated here(in this particular useage), it is now used for many dancers employed by ska bands.

He skanked like the Space monkey!

Space Monkey by Jimmy McMonkey December 11, 2003

Sprung Monkey 

An erect man sausage thats so erect, so fast, its as if its a monkey jumping at you from within your pants

Blaze was so happy to walk in on arron taking a dump in the shower that he was totally sprung monkey all over the place!

Sprung Monkey by RYTOE November 6, 2003

monkey bite 

American — Origin (?-1990's on)

A welt, blister, sore or rash located on the inner thigh—typically caused by the thighs rubbing together and, therefore, appearing on both legs. Common to men in shorts, those indulging on long walks in hot and/or humid weather, runners and fatties. Also applicable to welts, bruises or injuries caused by vigorous oral suction on the thighs or elsewhere on the body.

See also: hicky

Damn, I've been on my feet all day and I got this nasty-ass monkey bite. Hand me the Desitin.

monkey bite by GabeB75 January 8, 2008

weed monkey 

An individual given to using marijuana on any occassion. An irrational prediliction toward weed smoking.

Hey you little weed monkey, have you stopped smoking so much weed yet? You seem to always want to smoke weed, you weed monkey.

weed monkey by Eric Robinson August 29, 2004

monkeyshine 

A poor detail job on a vehicle.

Man, I can't believe I payed for this monkeyshine on my ride.

monkeyshine by Static_Friction July 23, 2006