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ur mom

person 1: hey look, its ur mom!
person 2: who's your mom??
Person 1: A hot woman.
by jennalovesyourmom December 14, 2021
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Mom jokes

Not to be confused with the classic “yo mama jokes”. Mom jokes are inferior to the OG dad jokes. They don’t have to be funny, but they must be lame. Typically, it’s the kind of joke that you would laugh at after a hefty amount of wine and/or stress induced tears.
Mom: “Did you hear the horse and the pig are dating? They’re in a stable relationship.”

Son: “Omg, that is one of the worst mom jokes I’ve ever heard!”
by Thicky_Smalls October 27, 2021
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your mom

by buttsexwithyourmotherr May 14, 2021
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Your mom

2013 joke of the year
guy: your mom
girl: your mom
by easycashsnipah January 4, 2021
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Ur Mom

by The mom collector March 24, 2022
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Half Mom

your half mom is your half sibling (sibling that isn't from both sides but from either your mom or dad) mom
Im with my half mom and half brother
by ptaylor703 January 29, 2021
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Your mom is not da bomb

The ultimate argument ending comeback on Roblox. Those hit by this will instantly explode.
xx_360n0sc0pe_xx : ur mum gay lmao
p$ss4munch3r5000 : no u

xx_360n0sc0pe_xx : ur granny tranny
p$ss4munch3r5000 : well guess what
xx_360n0sc0pe_xx : what
p$ss4munch3r5000 : your mom is not da bomb
xx_360n0sc0pe_xx : *combusts into giant flames and explodes*
by PlebGuy101 May 17, 2018
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