John Balor

John Balor debuted in ERW in late April, John's debut match was against Montez Ford, sadly, he did not win. John Balor would quickly get a Orbital Championship match, but lost also. John came moments away from becoming Atlantic Champion but failed again. John's a big underdog, he will face Tyler Raise at Backlash, this Thursday!
Person 1: No!! John Balor was so close to winning the Atlantic title
Person 2: Dang
by "The Fiend" Jay Wyatt May 23, 2021
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What the john.

what you say when you see something that really shocks you or confuses you.
Me: sees my maths teacher
Also me: What the john.
by metehanlover November 01, 2023
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WHAT THE JOHN?!

Announcement:The winner of the killing streaks, Devin Caherly!

Devin: WHAT THE JOHN?!
by nao and gis June 07, 2022
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What the John

When someone says something that may be deemed bull shit or is bullshit
Person 1: “today I met the rock?
Person 2: “What the John”
Person 1: “yeah sorry I lied

Definition: response to someone bullshitting
by John the Johner April 09, 2024
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What the John?!

A exlamation that serves to show how very mind bogglingly confused one might be. Perchance.
Guy: My cat ate the leftovers of my pet worm.

Guy 2: Perchance, What the John?!
by grammarpolice_# February 07, 2024
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John Maloney

Fucking legend and a proper fighting man
There’s John maloney
by Ggghhhgfddgjkwowk November 22, 2021
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No Condom John

A man who has multiple baby mommas from sleeping around, has 6 kids, early 30s Male.
" There goes no condom John and his basketball team."
by John Micsott March 25, 2019
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