Meat and Cheese burrito

When you take foreskin, elongate it, and let it crust over time letting cheese form inside. Then you roll it, so it’s layered with cheese and foreskin, making a sort of fucked up burrito with layers and you then let someone give you a blowjob.

Jonus: “Dude how did it go with Jessy last night?”
Gabriel: “I gave her that meat and cheese burrito (explains definition).”
Jonus: “What the fuck.”

by CyreeseLym(FromOblock) July 30, 2024

cheese sandwich

the act of inserting one's bleeding Johnson(dick) in a women's canal(vagina) while she has a yeast infection.

hey Greg the wife and me made a cheese sandwich last night.

by Korpington February 11, 2023

nat cheese

The yellow stuff on a dogs dick that nats swarm around

Go over there and get you some nat cheese to go with your whining

by fuzzface1313 October 18, 2008

Cheesing

A sexual act in which a man mansutbates for an extended period of time while leaking small amounts of semen which later turns into smegma under the foreskin.

Jon: Bro yesterday i spent the whole day cheesing
Bill: Yeah i can see the huge white spot on your pants you fool

by GayFromTheMachine July 23, 2024

cheese

A Canadian-Mexican gal who is very friendly but will murk the living shit out of you if you piss her off. The knows how to get down to country music classics lie "Gin n' juice" and melts upon the gaze of a bird.

Look at that cheesy flame!
There is cheese written all over that blonde!

by pajarosnake February 1, 2017

Cheese Boggle

A Ponce or a pretentious, affected, or effete man.

"You're a Cheese Boggle"

by Shucks77 September 13, 2025

Swiss cheese with no bread to land on

To be beyond all hope. At the end of you rope with nowhere left to go. A desperate feeling in a hopeless situation.

After John's family was killed and he lost his house, he felt like swiss cheese with no bread to land on.

by TheGrammerNinja July 19, 2018