ass pass

When one is too tired,drunk or physically unable to do the "wild thang".

"Oh imma sooo sharry baybee,I thank imma tuuu drunk to spunk...mebbe tamarra I'll feel better,buut fer now I gonna have tamaka ass pass".

by L8R January 3, 2005

Cracking Ass

to shit violently,to shoot ass all over the seat and the bowl,to blow ass,to shit with sounds of pain.

I cracked ass last night at work!

by yetti March 21, 2003

Ass-nine

Noun: A girl who's body is sexy but her face is truley ugly. You would rate her body a nine and her face an ass.

-Shit. That girl's ass and tits are fine but her face is disgusting.

-That would mean she's an Ass-Nine!

by natedawggg March 23, 2008

Ass Whole

When such crap is spoken that the only polite response is to hand the speaker toilet paper.

When I watch and listen to the Republican Debates, it is one giant ASS WHOLE where such crap comes out of their mouths that the only polite response is to send toilet paper.

by JaneGordon.com January 24, 2016

flat ass

An ass that is flat,noncurvaceous. Common among Asians.

Look at that flat ass! There's no meat in there!

by Bobby De Niro January 11, 2006

Ass face

when a group of people hold one person down and someone shoves their ass in the subdued persons face.

jeremy is being a bitch lets give him an ass face.

by ZacMan September 9, 2003

Ass Cock

The state of a cock after anal.

"I'm not sticking that ass cock in my mouth!"
"I never suck ass cock."
"Just cuz they suck ass cock in porn doesn't mean I will!"

by Numpless April 1, 2010