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The John Randle

When a females makeup runs down her face from giving an aggressive blowjob, she resembles the 7 time Pro Bowl Minnesota Viking Defensive Tackle, John Randle.
by Coach Burns December 28, 2022
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JOHN

John
John
by anonymous May 14, 2022
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john glenn middle school

the worst place on earth.

located in bedford, ma., it has a student population of 600 students, half of which are probably going to end up vaping in high school if not earlier. named after some old superintendent, not the astronaut.

the 6th graders at JGMS are out of their mind. passing by any 6th grader, you will hear the most aggressive and obscene language come out of their mouth. its fucking terrifying.

the 7th graders at JGMS are basically 6th graders but nerfed. the popular girls are all obnoxious and wear ten pounds of makeup. they're attendance abusers and just annoying.

8th graders are just 7th graders on steroids. half of them vape in the bathroom and fight in the middle of a hallway. they think they're better than everyone.

the teachers also suck too. most can't even do their job correctly and care too much about political correctness to teach.
person 1: what school do you go to
person 2: i go to john glenn middle school
person 1: isn't that place hell on earth?
person 2: worse.
by dads_divorce_papers October 20, 2023
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John Conn Syndrome

is where a man is bald with a beard and wears Glasses. Everyone knows a John Conn!
So I was driving down the road when I sow a bald man with a beard and sporting a pair of glasses, I turn to my mother and say

Me: Oh look, there's John!
Mum: Oh yeah!
Me: that John Conn Syndrome!
by danny macky March 1, 2013
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John Bounce

In iPhone Cup Pong or real life beer pong, a John Bounce is when your shot bounces off at least 3 cups. a car, the family dog, grandmas' forehead, Brittany Renner's child support, and Tory Lanez's hairline THEN goes in a cup
Me: Just hit the ball off a cup into another cup

John: That's pretty good, but it's not a John Bounce
by MostUrban November 2, 2021
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John Maloney

There’s John maloney
by Ggghhhgfddgjkwowk November 22, 2021
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John Cena

Is hot
John : "Hey, how do you think I look?"
Joe : "John Cena"

John and Joe later got married and had 3 children
by hola nino September 24, 2021
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