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Holy hand grenade

Robert the Bruce's heart was cut out at his death, he was the true braveheart. His heart was later carried on a crusade to make the crusaders more courageous. It was thrown into a group of opposing soldiers during battle.
by Mcnastyjoel May 16, 2019
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Henson Hands

N.) A sexual act where the giver performs a beejwhile tickling the receiver's butthole and balls at the same time, eventually ending up wrist-deep in the poo launcher thus causing them to flail around like an excited Kermit the Frog puppet
Gotdamn! Shaqueshia's a freak. She was doing things to me that had me freaking out screamin' "YAAAAAAY!" She got them "Henson Hands."
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019
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washing hands

Something nobody does anymore unless there is somebody else in the restroom
-Hey dude, do you like washing hands?
-You know that nobody does that anymore.
-Oh yeah...
by CoolcidProd November 9, 2017
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hand truck

A furious hand job done out of built up frustration towards said victim. Once this pinching grasp occurs, the devastating effects are inescapable. Frequent symptoms include: swelling, irritated skin, and in extreme cases tearing.
I'd hate to be that guys girlfriend. I hear when she's pmsing she gives some serious hand trucks.
by Hand truck man March 21, 2016
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handed himself

man handed himself in police station after he was arrested
man handed himself in police station after he was arrested
by a-lewis June 30, 2022
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Second Hand Cheeseburger

A second hand cheeseburger is when two people kiss their buttholes together and dedicate into eachothers asses.
I gave Mary quite the Second Hand Cheeseburger last night!
by Lu Anthony August 7, 2025
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National Hold Hands Day

October 11th is National hold hands day, so you can hold hands with anyone and anyone can hold hands with you.
“Hey today is October 11th so you know that that means!”
“Duck yeah it’s National Hold Hands Day!”
by Anonymous04 :) October 10, 2019
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