brown lamp

A mexican mushroom head penis.

Pulled down his pant to realize he was packing a brown lamp.

by brownlamper September 16, 2013

meat lamp

A tanning apparatus for the penis. See muffin oven and hand lube.

I lost my muffin oven, can I borrow your meat lamp? We're getting pale down there.

by Colin McDonnell October 1, 2013

mme lamaret

A teacher who has blonde hair and glasses and likes fire safety

mme lamaret has swag

by Anonymous080102 December 2, 2014

dylan lamson

A jamoke that makes really weird noises and is a great tennis player. Is really into to seniors and has spiffy hair.

Yo did you see Dylan Lamson yesterday?

Ya he has a great fanny pack on.

by Dylan Lamson August 17, 2014

Date lamed

When you attend a party with a date and they dissapear mid-way thorough the night.

"Where's my husband? Have I been date lamed?"

by Goodlyon February 29, 2016

elephant lamb

Someone you really want to give a blowjob to

Clancy is my elephant lamb

by FLUFFYHEDGEHOG October 3, 2016

izaiah lambert

Izaiah Lambert is an incredible handsome man that plays football and basketball.

Damn, look at Izaiah lambert on the field.

by izaiah lambert December 20, 2016