All Hail the Governor 

A drinking game. A group of people sit around a table and count up to 13. When they hit 13, everyone says "ALL HAIL THE GOVERNOR!" and drinks. The person who said 13 will make up a rule for a number, for example, "On the number 5, everyone with a white shirt has to drink."

The count starts again. When it gets to (for example) 5, everybody (for example) with a white shirt will drink. When it gets to 13 again, the name of the game is yelled and the person who said 13 will make another new rule for another number.

Possibly the fastest way to get drunk in a drinking game, aside from Roxanne. It's preferable if you don't pick a rule that's universal to human beings, like "everybody with a heartbeat."

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13!

ALL HAIL THE GOVERNOR!

13 Person: On 8, everybody with a sweater on has to drink!

All Hail the Governor by Rikity March 26, 2011

You lost the Game 

That's not an actual Game.

Friend: You lost the Game.
Me: You know that's not an actual game.

You lost the Game by AnonymousCunt1 February 7, 2021

The Grudge

(N.) A new japanese-filmed Horror Movie that's part Scream, and Part Kill Bill. It'll suck ass.

I seen the Trailer for The Grudge at Apple Downloads.

The Grudge by G-Union May 3, 2004

Pulling the Goalie

Masturbating.

I didn't hear my grandma come in and she caught me pulling the goalie.

Pulling the Goalie by Ernest74 August 22, 2008

the grand wazoo 

Four couples in a circle- man rides the woman with a nife at hand. When the men are about to cum, they each slice off a testicle and throw it to the mate of the man across from him and she then has to eat it. When done correctly, the slicing of the testicle should put the man in a perfect state of euphoria and appear like a circus act juggling. The woman also benefits because testicles have a lot of protein and make them fertile.

Whew! That grand wazoo was so amazing, I almost dont even miss my 3d testicle!

the grand wazoo by Mr. Squint, and Mr. Walzl November 15, 2003

The Guilts

The time after a night of drinking when you decide to "reflect" on the previous events.... instantly regretting the vague flashes of bad pick up lines and even worse dance moves.

sanjay " dude?!? what the fuck did i say to that red head last night that made her puke"

harminder "who cares man, you just got a bad case of The Guilts"

The Guilts by Cherns14 March 5, 2009

The golden rule

Don't fuck with the people that handle your food.

That botch forgot the golden rule so I gave her some dick cheese for that salad

The golden rule by Waiting101 February 7, 2017