A stupid dumbass, thinks he's funny, has no fucking life. Predator. A fucking dickhead that turns girls lesbian within 40 seconds of contact. A sad pathetic little Man, that cannot stand being wrong. An immature dickhead who lives under the delusion that he is funny and that people actually value his presence(incorrect)
John Michael is a fucking dumbass, I hope he gets munted by 4 baboons and never turns up. He uses an alaskin pipeline every night to try and make himself feel better.
by JohnWoodHater March 14, 2025
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It can also be used to call people who are extremely good at the game.
It can also be used to call people who are extremely good at the game.
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Bro I can’t go back to my dorm tonight or else I’m Getting Johnned.
Elise and Joey johnned me while I was asleep on the couch at Matthew’s party.
Elise and Joey johnned me while I was asleep on the couch at Matthew’s party.
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The true inventor of Calculus.
He lived about 70 years before Isaac Newton and was reincarnated in 2008.
He lived about 70 years before Isaac Newton and was reincarnated in 2008.
Guy 1: I'm having trouble with my calc homework
Guy 2: Talk to John Calc about it
John Calc: You're doing it like this, you should be doing it like that
Guy 1: Oh yeah
Guy 2: Talk to John Calc about it
John Calc: You're doing it like this, you should be doing it like that
Guy 1: Oh yeah
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