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It really be your own friends 

When it’s not your enemies who hurt you, but your own friends. A phrase to be used when you feel betrayed by the people you thought were on your side
Me: it’s my first time making a vlog so be nice when you watch it
Friend: no, I’m gon judge it into the ground 😡😡😤😤
Me: it really be your own friends 😔

Brutus: *stabs Caesar in the back*
Caesar: it really be your own friends...

Pamela hand and her five friends 

To masturbate.
A sad persons way of saying they dont have a sexual partner.
'Tonight i'm going on a date with Pamela Hand and her five friends'

friendasaur 

The ugly fat girl (ie Land Monster) that is inevitably best friends with a group of attractive females, or sometimes, the attractive female you are trying to have intercourse with. Like an NFL lineman, she will do anything she can to prevent you from attaining your goal. More often than not, the only way to get past this seemingly unpenetrable defense is to have a friend (prefereably a land monster slayer), hook up with the friendasaur. Much like a soldier in combat, one loyal slayer must jump on this perverbial grenade for the benefit of the whole battalion.
Guy #1: I really want to take Lauren home tonight, but you gotta help me out with that friendasaur next to her.
Guy #2: Buy me 3 more whiskey shots and I'll slay her good.

poster friends 

1. Fake friends - act like they care, they don't.
You might have some stuff in common and talk them, but only because there is no one else to talk to. Once someone better comes along you'll leave your poster friends behind because after all, they weren't your friends to begin with.
2. Like a poster, you'll been seen with them in a picture but their not actually there for you when you need them.
3. Someone your seen with but they don't mean anything to you.
"I only eat lunch with my poster friends because I havn't found where I fit in yet."
poster friends by Lauren Y November 13, 2005

friendcrush

A person who you want to be friends with, but aren't yet. Not romantic.
Anne: "I want to be friends with Dan so badly!"
May: "Ooooo! Do you have a crush on him?!"
Anne: "I don't like him like that. I just want to be friends."
May: "Oh. So he's your friendcrush."
friendcrush by Naokashi September 6, 2009

let's be friends 

Doublespeak for "I don't want to be friends, in fact, it would probobly be best if we never spoke or saw each other ever again"
"Jenny broke up with me and told me she wanted to be friends, but she hasn't answerd my phone calls for the last month"
let's be friends by GeoffreyG September 13, 2005