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baby photo rage

the anger generated in old people when they realise different facets of their world have changed for the worse
when John saw his football teams squad for next year he fucking lost his shit and went into a full baby photo rage
by Macktown July 16, 2018
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Baby it's cold outside

1. To slip them a mickey. To drug their beverage. To roofie them. What's this in my drink?

2. The only valid response "what's this in my drink?", "why is the van moving?", and "am I being kidnapped?"

3. A phrase to be said whenever the topic of kidnapping or the drugging of beverages is relevant.
Mary: Dan will never love me back! What can I do to make him love me?
Sarah: Baby it's cold outside him. Boys love that.

Taro: Where the hell am I? Why am I tied up?
Ayano: Baby, it's cold outside..~

Kotonoha: So apparently friend Yuno slipped pills in her man's coke, tied him up, and fed him beef stew and called it "a date".
Yuri: Baby it's could outside.
by sandikun December 5, 2019
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Green Card Baby

When your brown ass self is born just to keep your father in the U.S.
Austin: "Bruh aren't you gonna get deported next month"
Kaylin: "Nah nah nah, I got that green card baby on the way"
Jess: "You wat?"
by Knowledge man July 1, 2020
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pandas eat their babies

The weird phenomenon of a giant panda eating their babies due to the lack of bamboo and utilizing them as a source of protein and nutrients.

Also used as an idiom to sarcastically describe those who lack common sense and have wild imaginations of the “natural world”.
William thinks pandas eat their babies, how weird.
by hahahahahaokayyyyy April 27, 2023
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lil illegal baby

a memoji that pops out when you do something illegal
Minecraft banana herd that has strocks-gosh your such a lil illegal baby
Milena-me too
by minecraft chicken nuggets January 1, 2022
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New Baby Smell

That wonderful smell that can only be found on newborn babies. Can be described as a milky smell, a baby powder smell, or the smell of unused diapers.
Never used in a negative way, and commonly used by groups of women surrounding a new mom.
The smell sticks with you after holding a new baby, and makes you want a baby of your own. (Which is why men don't use the term too often.)
Kara: Oh, she's so cute, can I hold her?
Jen: Sure.
Kara: *gush* Ohhh, she has that new baby smell.
Maria: It makes you just want to eat her up, right?
Kara: Ahh, I want a baby so I can smell like this all the time...
Henry: I'm just gonna get out of here..... *vanishes*
Maria: You boyfriend must not like kids, Kara.
by PyroBlackCat November 16, 2009
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Grease Baby

A baby of foreign (dirty) descent that was born/conceived in a fast food establishment
mexican baby born to screaming greasy mexican girl is a grease baby
by Gyna420 May 15, 2011
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