General Cock-Hand

Referring to Minecraft when someone has more than 64 raw chicken

“Man your a General Cock-Hand.”

by Mr_Right-17 July 5, 2022

hand cannon

When a man commits premature ejaculation as she is direct his penis into her vagina.

Izzy was surprised when she turned his penis into a real hand cannon.

by chand1012 August 21, 2016

Holding Hands in Wexford

To walk hand in hand with your affair partner, in a town other than the one you live in, without a care in the world. The town name can be replaced with other names, depending on your locality.

I first heard this from my ex-spouse, who gleefully used it to describe so and so, whom my ex said was cheating on their partner. Turns out my ex was also holding hands, but in a different town.

“You’ll never guess who is holding hands in Wexford!”

by MovedOnSince October 5, 2025

one hand date

It's a secret word for boys. You use it when you have to say Jerkoff

Friend: Do you want to do something later?
You: No, I got a One hand date

by TheGodOfNickNames January 17, 2019

Helping Hand

Literal: Using your hands to help someone
Expressional: Helping someone

Hey, can you give me a helping hand?

by yahmo1390 November 26, 2023

Hand flappers

Those useless batshit human things with big balls from the 2006 book All Tomorrows. They used to be able to fly but lost the ability to, so they just used their big-ass webbed hands for courtship display. They were made because of the Qu’s messed up alien religion.

The hand flappers went extinct because they couldn’t build tools.

Hand flappers went extinct because they were useless.

by Lemur8889 January 22, 2022

sister slam hands (ssh)

To knock a bitch out ;)

Meghan: I'm about to sister slam hands (SSH) with Samantha tomorrow.
Tohmas: OMG. REALLY? Why!!

by ┌П┐(▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿) November 24, 2018