by Lostmedic May 4, 2022
Get the Smokey Joesmug. Polish-American singer songwriter who famously proclaimed "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CHRIST DAN! THAT WAS ME SAYING HOW THE LGBTQ COMMUNITY IS MOSTLY PRETTY MUCH GAY PEOPLE, IN CONCEPT. DID YOU NOT FUCKING READ HOW I SAID "The T in LGBTQ stands for transgender people and the Q stands for people who are questioning their gender or sexuality,"? What the FUCK is WRONG WITH YOU?!! EVERYTHING THAT YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY I'M ARGUING FOR I'VE MADE CLAIMS AGAINST!!! WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?! YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE STILL TRYING TO CONTINUE THIS STUPID ARGUEMENT! I'M NOT EVEN TRYING TO ARGUE WITH YOU! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!"
by PolarTem February 20, 2022
Get the Not-Joemug. by Riv61 May 15, 2022
Get the Joe Bromug. Joe is an all powerful omni-potent being, along side the person who asked joe is unable to be found and exists in a alternate universe.
If anybody ever asks you "whos joe" you must leave as soon as possible, or you will
be vaporised.
If anybody ever asks you "whos joe" you must leave as soon as possible, or you will
be vaporised.
by Not moth September 9, 2022
Get the Joemug. A striking young man, the pinnacle of youth. His massive dick dominates the cosmos, and his sharp jaw line is like the holy scabbard used to pierce Jesus; angular and defined.
The mere utterance of his name strikes fear into the hearts of many. Weak minded individuals bow down even with the mere glance of this illuminating spirit. Men hide away their wives so that this awe-inducing pinnacle of mankind would not render their wives unconscious. He is the enemy of men all around the world.
With a smile that lights up the darkest of rooms, women feel enchanted and the sensation of his touch becomes implanted into their christened minds; reminiscing upon this moment for the many years and generations to come.
The mere utterance of his name strikes fear into the hearts of many. Weak minded individuals bow down even with the mere glance of this illuminating spirit. Men hide away their wives so that this awe-inducing pinnacle of mankind would not render their wives unconscious. He is the enemy of men all around the world.
With a smile that lights up the darkest of rooms, women feel enchanted and the sensation of his touch becomes implanted into their christened minds; reminiscing upon this moment for the many years and generations to come.
"oh my god, Joe Hill was just around the corner" - girl 1
"omg u've only just realized, i felt the gravity of his dick when we got off the bus 10 minutes ago." - girl 2
"omg u've only just realized, i felt the gravity of his dick when we got off the bus 10 minutes ago." - girl 2
by handlemyhandlepls February 8, 2024
Get the Joe Hillmug. A ploppy joe refers to a diarrhoea poo with similar texture to the filling of an American sloppy joe
by Assassinoflynn February 29, 2020
Get the Ploppy joemug. A very interesting person who talks about so many things I can't keep track of all of them. Or is that just cuz I don't listen to them?
by Yert_Yert_Yert June 21, 2017
Get the joe paquetmug.