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News Dilation

refers to the phenomenon where information spreads slowly, unevenly, or fails to reach certain individuals or groups in a timely manner. It highlights the delay or gap in the flow of information, often leading to situations where some people are "out of the loop."
"The news about the earthquake took days to reach us—classic news dilation."
"Don’t blame me for not knowing about the party; I got news dilated again."
by Someguyinthealleyway March 21, 2025
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New Preston

a collection of large houses belonging to a group of posh little new yorker cunts, and a local bike gang
by joesboat123 July 22, 2019
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News

Real News is the reporting of historical facts, something that happened, whether it is interesting or not. Real news is often boring. NEWS does not include opinion or hyperbole. Opinion is not a fact - it is wishful thinking and not important to anyone intelligent on forming an opinion. Only News Trolls call opinion News.
Sean Hannity intentionally lies to the American people to support political agendas payed for by businesses or Republican candidates, in order to influence elections by dividing the American people by influencing on the the uninformed and ideological voters. Unfortunately it works because many ignorant people want to stay that way and as long as they can find a supposed News show to give them what they want to hear instead of reality, they continue to live in "the conservative news bubble" and may never allow themselves to hear the truth.
by Arizona Mildman July 7, 2018
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New Jersey Blue Cheese

When you cum in a bowl and refrigerate it then hours later put it on a salad
Dude, my new favorite dressing is New Jersey Blue Cheese
by Jakethesnake16 October 3, 2017
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New Word

A suggested box given by urban dictionary to type something if we want to make a new word.
There was a new word suggested in the word box.
by ErthB45 February 5, 2020
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new hole

by New hole May 18, 2016
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Bad news bitches

A friendship between two females that is feared by people that know them because the rumors of their sense of entitlement and not believing in boundaries is apparent on social networks but their sense of humor is magnetic and secretly appreciated by many.
Reading the bad news bitches conversation in the comment section of that hilarious meme was unbelievable
by Chelsea Freilinger August 22, 2016
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