ur mom

used to insult ur friends, but be careful the victims mom might be dead.

"ur mom" ".. is dead, I know" "um, ur dad" " also dead" " yeesh ur life is sad, slay ig"

by deadbutIMalive November 24, 2022

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Ur Mom

somebody being very obnoxious and replying with two words.

Matthew: Hey what's up!
Francene: Ur Mom

by urmom1111111111111111111111111 August 9, 2018

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Mom

Knows all, sees all, and ignores all

Neighbor kid hits me but I have a Mom.

by Meth teacher May 13, 2022

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A mom when they explain or lecture the most unrealistic reasons with no proven evidence that they’ve heard from myths that were debunked a while ago, or heard from other moms who are also clueless. (Especially on social media, primarily on Facebook or Instagram)

Mom: That damn phone is why you’re being crazy right now!
Son: (Oh my god, not the damn mom-science again.)

by sometypeofbranch May 12, 2023

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aidan's mom

An asian sterotype mom who is cool but asked for grades too much

Aidan's mom is cool.

by cubinmc March 12, 2017

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Anubis Rangers Mom

This is a wild specimen in which a super FAAAAT whale is able to walk on the land and reproduce, it is a very dangerous specimen and will eat every thing in a 100 mile radius if encountered

Person: OMG, is that anubis rangers mom
Person2: yes it is we are fucked
Anubis Rangers Mom: *eats everything*

by Gandolf The Goat February 26, 2024

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