off road scrambler

Similar to a Chinese fire drill but orgy-like. Everyone exits the vehicle to try new positions.

The gang frequently pulls over to do the off road scrambler.

by P-for-paranoia December 17, 2019

Jack Off Lawson

A man with a shite trim. His head is usually referred to as egg looking.

Watch out its a Jack Off Lawson

by MisterBigD123 June 9, 2020

illegible sign-off

When you have to sign off on something but the recipient actually needs to hear 'suck a bag of dick' or 'Go fuck yourself'

Dear Cst,

I'm so sorry that when you were so busy getting high on yourself and showing your powerful ability to have a complete lack of regard for human life, you bumped yourself on my elbow while you were throwing me around. In the future, instead of assaulting you with the sheer fact that my body even exists, I will hide in the bushes and try not to breath instead of asking for help.

(HANDWRITE ILLEGIBLE SIGN-OFF HERE),

( HAND WIRRTEN ILLEGIBLE SIGNATURE)

by Iplantree June 26, 2020

chrome me off

Another term for getting your dick sucked.

guy 1: Hey bro what are you doing tonight? guy 2: I think I'll stay home and have my wife chrome me off. guy 1: Your so lucky. guy 2: I know.

by jimmybomm July 15, 2020

off da yuckies

Meaning to get bat shit crazy or have a crazy night.

Brooooooo last night I was Off Da Yuckies... I don’t remember shit

by Ginger678 July 24, 2020

let yourself off

To nut; an action you can do late at night to calm yourself down to sleep! let yourself off

I tell my friends when they can’t sleep to let themselves off by saying, “just let yourself off and you’ll fall fast asleep”

by Gerry rigged August 2, 2020

take the top off

To throw up a little bit to make yourself feel better when you’ve been drinking.... prematurely to when one would “pull trig”

Oh boy that pregame hit different. I need to take the top off!

by Thiccc nick October 9, 2020