KAUNKIE SHIT

Phrase that can only flow together

A situation so dirty emotionally and/or physically that it can't even be Kinky, Kanky, or even Kaunkie....

Iz KAUNKIE SHIT!

just like kaunkie, must be said in slow motion!

1. Dude, last night was sum KAUNKIE SHIT!

by Kaunkie Man February 8, 2010

piss that shit

1: When oneself, after deficating, decides to violently urinate on their feces.
2: When one may be confused, this term comes in handy so the person by you gets confused and you no longer look confused.
3: This term also comes in handy in describing a bad situation.

Random guy in class:"Hey man, what is the square root of 10 again? "
You: "Piss that shit"
Random guy in class: "Wait, what?"

by Oregun January 7, 2016

Dip shit

A simple-minded nuisance usually a younger sibling or neighborhood nerd

Go away dip shit

by King Mike Da Dom December 10, 2019

Shit stain

The child of someone who is already a shit piece of a human being

Helga: hey brother I trust with the world, your kid snatched up my J. K. Rowling book and colored in it. Tell that little shit stain that he can get his own goddamn babysitter now.

by Lexilooxitive August 5, 2019

shit dance

The little dance you do when deciding to shit in the ultra gross public outhouse or walk the half mile to the clean indoor shower/toilet building at your favorite campground. You can't hold it anymore and succumb to the outhouse, surrounded in putrid stench.

Every morning I have to do the fucking "Shit Dance". If only i could wake up a little earlier.

by Zockoism January 22, 2018

Tranny Shit

When an obese truck driver is too lazy or too fat to get out of his truck to go take a shit and doesn't have a plastic bottle big enough to contain his feces or just doesn't have good enough aim to shit in said bottle so he instead just cuts the rubber boot around the shift lever on his transmission and takes a shit on top of the transmission. This also applies to truck drivers that may not be obese but are either afraid to get out of their truck or not willing to pull over to take a shit. These drivers are especially talented because they can simultaneously shit on their transmission while driving, shifting gears and watching porn on their smartphones.

"Shit! I'm late for dropping my load and I really need to drop a load from my ass! No time to stop so I guess I'll have to keep driving and take a tranny shit while I pleasure myself to internet porn. I'm a multitasker.

by SuperMegaAsshole December 26, 2021

The Shit Shack

A local ice cream establishment in Bayville, NJ. Known for it's shitty service and ice cream. The ice cream is often the culprit for massive amounts of diarrhea and food poisoning.

"Dude how are you feeling?!"

"Not good man. I went to the Shit Shack last night and my diarrhea exploded."

by Jeremy Scrogan August 5, 2013