pussy whipped

The act of opening one's Nascar Fantasy league to wives, female friends, girlfriends/wives of male friends. Completely subjugating all desire, urge and instinct to speak manly thoughts amongst brethren. Crisis of identity usually resulting in an inability to dress one's self and sitting down when pissing. See also nancy-boy and girly-man

"Did you hear about Andrew? He can't come out for a beer because he's at home watching TIVO'd episodes of Grey's Anatomy." "That guy is so pussy whipped I bet his taint has Tampon dents"

by Johnnycat December 14, 2008

The Pussy Effect

When one watches a scary movie with friends who are easily scared by said movies ,"Pussies", resulting in a more frightening movie experience.

I'm not sure that the movie was that scary, or if it was just the pussy effect.

by John Patrick Stanley March 27, 2009

pussy strudel

A pussy that is dry and crusty, like the top of a finely baked French or perhaps Belgian strudel but, (similar to the strudel) It is glazed in a fine cum sauce.

Maria sure got a pussy strudel last night after that gang bang right Jamock?

by dirtybitannefrank February 4, 2014

pussy huffing

1. To sniff a cat and derive addictive pleasure from such activity.

2. To sniff a cooch and take pleasure from such activity.

Sarah likes pussy huffing, she cannot stop burying her face into Mr. snuggles, her cat.

Jack is addicted to pussy huffing, his girlfriend complains when he has chin stubble.

by theKitten June 21, 2014

welfare pussy

A whore that has stinky pussy and had lotsa kids from different nigga

That bitch has welfare pussy

by nukys January 3, 2015

Croaked Pussy

Vagina that has been battered and brused with artificial objects such as a remote or lamp. Objects man made and not intended for insertion into the vagina, then used in an aggressive manner resulting in Croaked pussy

Becky got drunk this weekend and sent a video of her croaked pussy to all her contacts. How embarrasing...

by wutwazthat January 7, 2015

Nervous Pussy

1.) Someone who sweats as much as a vagina ejaculating for the first time.

2.) A female that is nervous for the penetration her lady part is about to receive, so it starts to tingle down south.

1.) She had a nervous pussy
2.) He sweat like a nervous pussy.

by NPGuy January 29, 2015