Poop Warrior

Someone who considers themself as the butt of jokes.

Guy 1: I feel bad for Guy 3, they’re like a Poop Warrior. I hope they feel better about themself soon.
Guy 2: dude what the fuck are you talking about
Guy 3: MY LIFE FOR YOU, DISARRANGED!!

by Jekesma May 15, 2025

poop bulge

When someone poops their pants and doesn’t change. The poop sags in their crotch region and leaves the impression of a boner… but is really just a poop bulge.

“Yeah I really thought he was into me… his hard on was so noticeable…”

“So why didn’t you two hook up?”

“It was just a poop bulge.”

by neverforget1776 May 3, 2024

Poop Your Shirt

When you suck at something so bad that you’ve done past pooped your pants! The poop has now entered the shirt region!
You can do no worse that pooping your shirt!

Poop your shirt: Verb.
To do a task so terrible that it’s compared to an infant dedicating all over themselves

Ex: Man, I really pooped my shirt on that last test!
Ex: Good Luck, Don’t Poop Your Shirt

by Jordangit1 March 25, 2019

Poop jaccuzi

The surgical removal of the brain.

The CPT code for a Poop Jaccuzi is 6969696969. Looks like the patient's copay is $69.

by Pewpewpewrainbows March 15, 2025

poop noodle

After anal the male peer shits out of his dick.

OMG! You just made me poop noodle!

by #FORDSMACK May 12, 2015

Purse Poop

When a woman inverts her purse and dumps out all of its contents on a bed or table.

Karen proceeded to do a huge purse poop on the bed and found her keys.

by IRON MENSCH March 30, 2022

Poop

A Brown substance made of the stuff that you have previously eaten and it is usually dropped into a toilet.

I pooped in the toilet and the woman ate it

by Anonymous 5 6 7 1 April 16, 2021