Porn Handed

When you fall asleep while watching porn and someone walks in.

I was caught porn handed. I was jackin to some BDSM, and I feel asleep. I woke up to my sister vomiting because of the horrible site.

by Basileusoftheworld March 18, 2016

Bunny Hand

When one's hand loses the ring and middle finger making their hand resemble a bunnies face.

Have you heard about Dylan's recent accident in the fillet factory I think he's got a Bunny Hand

by five finger jimmy July 9, 2019

Taylor Hand

A slut, a bitch. Someone who fucked Tatum in fifth grade.

Send nudes Taylor hand

by Smiths Station Hazzard December 12, 2018

short-handed

1) in hockey, when your team is down a man
2) without any seemingly particular effort

3) in unfavorable circumstances
4) in a game of poker, starting out with the worst possible hand

Person a: can Sid Crosby score short-handed?
Person b: we'll have to wait and see.

by Sexydimma February 4, 2013

Hand sesh

Hand job

You up for a hand sesh?

by Pika pika March 1, 2019

Red hands

When you have knives held between the index and middle fingers on both hands with the blades held just so the flat part of the hands on the palm lines up with the blades held in between the index and middle fingers and with the blades held flat against the palm and with the point of contact for extrajudicial instrumentation extending up from in-between the two fingers to make almost a fist bump type carry for a duel held combat grip. Don't slip and cut yourself.

I'm going to get Red hands when I go to the bank, they won't know what took their money.

by Cody5050 December 23, 2021

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by GetThemOutOfYOurLife June 12, 2025