captain toast cat

The baddest, biggest, boss cat ever created. Loves to be brushed and sleep on back. Has a gentle demeanor, watch out he can be an asshole if he dislikes you.

Everyone needs a little Captain toast cat in their life. He’s just a necessity in all persons lives.

by Jus being real January 28, 2018

Cat girl

My sister

My sister just tried to strangle me when I called I said she was a cat girl

by Mommy_milk3rs May 4, 2021

Cat

A being from the Animalia kingdom that comes in many shapes and sizes. Some are Persian cats, and some crawl up from the depths of hell. Many are sassy and typically can live for a long time if in the right environment. If you find a demon cat on the side of the road DO NOT TOUCH OR APPROACH SAID BEING. Many cats meow in a way similar to babies to make humans more likely to give them what they want. Humans have evolved to love cats and can not resist even the demonic ones.

Person 1: Would you like to get a cat from the shelter?
Person 2: No I want all the cats in the shelter.

by I'mnotUrbanoraDictionary July 19, 2023

woman's cat! Put it in a

The word that makes Urban Dictionary say: Get the woman's cat! Put it in a mug.

Get the woman's cat! Put it in a mug.

by ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ June 9, 2024

Hell Cat Speed Chase

Hell Cat Speed Chase

Hell Cat Speed Chase

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 25, 2025

Cat

an epic ninja is a fur suit with for legs with 4 knives in each foot. will attack if it doesn't like you

human- "Awwww.. your so cuteeeee"
cat- *attacks*
human- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
cat- take that human i dont like

by O'Reilly Auto Parts... OWWW!! October 18, 2019

cat churn

Standing in cat shit on your mates gravle driveway

I smell cat churn, jesus it's everywhere, why is there so much under the corsa!

by Jalopy August 21, 2023