Butt Chug Monkey

A mythical creature which is a cross between a primate and a rageaholic. Consumes alcohol and bananas through its anus.

Do not feed the Butt Chug Monkey

by XMC7991 September 23, 2016

Monkey Du Du

A piece of feces from a primate or of that sort which is labeled onto a person with a disgusting and repulsive odor.

Eww what's that Monkey Du Du smell? It's Jimbob he hasn't showered in three years.

by Haxxor1337 January 14, 2009

Virtual Fuck Monkey

An application yet to be made on a Iphone/Android phone which lets you have sex with a virtual monkey.

Guy: Have you downloaded virtual fuck monkey yet?
Guy 2: Yeah, I love how you can virtually fuck a monkey.

by Strangefan July 5, 2011

rai chi monkey

Something james sez, as he thinks blak people say it!

wassup my rai chi monkey

by Martin B February 27, 2004

dancing show monkey

A act of oral sex when a woman or gay man is sucking your penis and you shake it uncontrollably

Gerald and Pedro are were making dancing show monkey

by fat yummmy dick February 13, 2009

holy cow monkeys

An alternative to cursing.

Holy cow monkeys, did you see that!?!?!

by spacedinosaur July 19, 2011

Monkey Nut Blast

When you nut inside her and its over powered

Oh Shit; I just Monkey Nut blasted all over!

by Jokeynutblast December 13, 2016