Monkey King

The Lord and Master of all the ditto monkeys, Rush Limbaugh.

My Dad is such a ditto monkey, he doesn't have an opinion on anything until he's heard it from the Monkey King.

by Drakkus October 19, 2011

ARMY Monkey Brain

A term made up by friendless K-Pop fans to insult ARMYs, but they ended up making a fool out of themselves by ever thinking this was funny when, in reality, it is extremely corny.

ARMY #1: A K-Pop fan said I have an "ARMY Monkey Brain" because I rightfully called out some K-Pop groups for chart manipulation and racism.
ARMY #2: Wow, well, that name is cringey. Did they really think that was comedic in any way?
ARMY #1: They did, and that's why I can never take them seriously.

by bts paved the road November 28, 2019

monkey ball bullshit

something thats really messed up or gruesome,or unfair

man i got fired today and my rents due, this is some monkey ball bullshit !

by samielmorningstar December 26, 2010

purple monkey dishwasher

derived from the simpsons, a term that should now be applied to the end of every game of chinese whispers - broken telephone.

Person 1: "The Sky is blue"

Person 17: "The man eats poo, purple monkey dishwasher"

by Duke Alec October 25, 2004

get some monkey

The act of having sex.

Hey what are you doing tonight? we're gonna throw a party. (other) I can't go Melissa is in town and I might get some monkey.

by turdlip June 6, 2011

dancing show monkey

A act of oral sex when a woman or gay man is sucking your penis and you shake it uncontrollably

Gerald and Pedro are were making dancing show monkey

by fat yummmy dick February 13, 2009

Monkey Du Du

A piece of feces from a primate or of that sort which is labeled onto a person with a disgusting and repulsive odor.

Eww what's that Monkey Du Du smell? It's Jimbob he hasn't showered in three years.

by Haxxor1337 January 14, 2009