When you light you partners balls on fire using a blue lighter until they pop like a pop corn kernel
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Guy2: Isn't that the same thing as blue balls but festive?
Guy1: Yessir
Guy2: Isn't that the same thing as blue balls but festive?
Guy1: Yessir
by Alec Buchanan November 24, 2020
Get the blue ornaments mug.A type of music generally sung from an African-American male point of view, generally falling in the R&B genre (but can include some blue-eyed soul as well), whose subject matter focuses on one or more of the following themes: 1) How wonderful life IS to have a certain current romantic partner (generally a woman), 2) How wonderful life WAS when one had a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 3) How horrible life IS NOW that one does not have a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 4) How horrible life WAS UNTIL one found a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 5) How horrible life WILL BE if or when one loses a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), or 6) How one will do anything it takes to keep a certain current romantic partner (generally a woman!). Popular R&B songs from the 1960’s through the 1990’s epitomize this (Such as songs from The Temptations, Barry White, Luther Vandross, and New Edition).
“Son, don’t put women on a pedestal. All that simping & blues music has you mighty confused as to how to act with them.” (OR) “Women expect too much from men these days because their expectations are set by all that simping & blues music.”
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3 fuckin hours of excruciating blue bars pain and no relief in sight."
3 fuckin hours of excruciating blue bars pain and no relief in sight."
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