John

he’s that guy in your life who won’t *admit* that he’s gay but everyone knows he likes men.
he also looks a lot like Arthur, like, it’s uncanny

“John, get out of my chair!”

by deinemutter@939996 January 15, 2023

John Daily

The nick-name of The Daily Show's John Stewart.

Dad: John Daily is funny and smart.

Me: Its John Stewart but nevertheless, he is awesome.

by Mistah Tom September 1, 2008

john rick

BEST GUY.

You are like a john rick

by Etits April 1, 2018

John

Big nose

Johns nose is huge man but have you seen his wang???

by Bungz July 5, 2022

John

john is a emo his other name is mundae he is a emo who is kinda cool ig but yk

"omg there is john so cool"

by swaggyhoe2829 November 5, 2021

Gym-John

When 2 males squat face to face in a gym while one twists the nipples of the other as if fine tuning a radio station

“I was 3 reps into my set when bro gym-johnned me…”

by TymmH June 8, 2024

john

He is the best dude in the world. He have the biggest dick and he is sexy asf. All the girls want him and he can not choose one

girl 1: You know John?

girl 2: Yes he is sexy asf and I want him to fuck me.

by john with the biggest dick November 21, 2021