Your mom

I had intercourse with her last night

Guy 1: Did you have sex with her?
Guy 2: Yep, I Your mommed her

by anonymous February 3, 2023

Mom

Moms are "loving" people, but watch out! She might spank you so hard you forget everything. Just don't be a bitch and everything will work out. P.S she is a bitch

That MOM is so good at giving my kids spankings I started paying her to do it!

by moms are awfu... great! August 8, 2022

ur mom

Me.

I LOVE UR MOM

by Iheartyourmother November 4, 2022

ur mom

YIOU SCUKING DEEZ NUTS BITCHSDH FUDSHDKSFJLSH

ur mom is so trash and fat

by Rayuu October 21, 2021

Pegasus Mom

Pegasus moms are the real definition of non-judgmental moms that cuss a lot while drinking a glass of wine (or a whole bottle of wine). We are imperfectly perfect mothers that are strong, fierce and most importantly supportive.

There is a supportive mom helping me in a caring way during a rough time and she called herself a Pegasus mom.

by Pegasusmoms March 25, 2019

Bla akhle / Your mom

Arab word meaning very smart we use this alot very nice word 😳

Enta Bla akhle / Your mom or You are very smart,

Habibi enta man3andak hayet. Or My love you 100 percent have a good life.

by ArabDefenitions September 17, 2020

Ur mom

A response commonly used by someone who does not know how to respond to the question previously asked.

This can also be used as in insult in an ULTIMATE ROAST BATTLE!!!!

EXAMPLE #1

Classmate(wuss)-“what is the square root of 63517526451?” Me(cool)-“ur mom” Classmate(wuss)-“WHAT ABOUT MY MOM?!”

EXAMPLE #2

Kid with gay dads-“ur mom is so fat she doesn’t fit through the door frame” Me-“ur mom is so ugly your dad had to get a husband” Kid with gay dads-“WHOA dude that was savage” Me-“I know 😎”

by Imma closeted lesbian 😎 November 16, 2020