Grip N' Rip Tree Removal

A small but reliable tree removal company located in Northern Michigan USA.

Mark: "We really need to get that tree removed!"
Lisa: "Yeah, I'll call Grip N' Rip Tree Removal in the morning."
Mark: "Good idea, they are affordable and efficient!"

by gripnrip May 11, 2023

Wrap n Crap

Wrapping oneself in a tarp or blanket to conceal taking a dump in public.

After the festival, the honey buckets were all taken. So, Bobby pulled a quick wrap n crap, and we were on our way. I should have told him to leave it behind.

by Ice Cream Operator February 6, 2022

Silly (n.)

Sometimes, in the course of human events, words are used that have dual meaning. We'd all be a roiling mass of chaos and etymological misunderstanding among the young who "cumsies" all over the internet during an age of law enforcement, out of necessity for keeping their jobs, wasting the taxpayers $ ... Instead of a federal proposal to investigate the whining, crying children on the other end of the line.

I.e. It's silly to accept a grown man's friend request, working on exploring young culture and their popularly held notions of everything in their heads that's probably a result of having to study, defend their internet reps.... Thinking they're being super monitored... And then... Find.... That they are.... I love catching people who Harras people who are. Smarter and more accomplished than they via:

I say it... Therefore it's law... Then cumsies. Their way into your hotel room for your wallet.... Claiming their ex boyfriend ... Who could fucking care less about the SLUT ... Would've hurt you after phone sexing the whole hotel until finding the one employee that'd do anything for her. .. Steal your cash and find that your card doesn't work... Because taking a break from PTI ... Parole and dad and loss of job and family requires... Idk... I do that all the time? Gotta love the end users...

.... Because you just
Can't
Hate em... Pobres

;)

Supersonic off Backspacer for the soundtrack (pearl Jam for the out of touch)

The definition of "Silly (n.)" is me according to some bitch that accepted my "friend"; however, I tend to disagree.

by MP? That's mine too! July 1, 2014

DINE N' DASH

The soul purpose of eating a FWB vagina and leaving or resuming your day as normal.

Chelsea just gave me the best O, man I love a good Dine n' dash.

by BigMamaB August 5, 2018

q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

When somebody gets so bored that they type "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm" with spaces in-between every letter

Hey John! Try typing "q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m" in Google

by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplomkinjubhyvgtcfrxdrzseawq June 7, 2023

Cleveland Surf N Turf

A Sexual interaction which must either be performed in Cleveland or by a person born in Cleveland, during this act the receiver must move their hips around in an O shape, while the giver covers the receivers dangly part with tons of lubricant, and then proceeding to give vicious head to the receiver (still moving hips in an O), then whenever the receiver is stimulated to the point of near ejaculation, the giver starts swirling their tongue around the tip like a twirly brush at a car wash then when he busts you catch or spit it in your hand and throw it towards their face

Person 1 : you hear about how jay and his girlfriend broke up because she gave him a Cleveland Surf N Turf?
Person 2 : what the fuck is that

by Theehmscloutgang January 24, 2021

whack n' mow

Spanking the skank thermometer whilst shaving your girls bush

Me and the lady be having a whack n' mow tonight at the tasty freeze.

by QTIP-YOUR-GURL May 4, 2017