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Poop

A yummy substance that goes through my tummy, and out my bummy. But my dog's poop tastes a bit chummy, still better than my mummy. Mine is a bit crummy, especially when it's sunny.
My poop is bright red and there are worms in it, which means there's more yummy nutrition!
by DownQuark December 15, 2021
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Poop and shoot

(Military Slang) when a male utilizes a portable latrine to defecate and masturbate to ejaculation.
Platoon daddy: “hey fuckface, where is SSG Jody?”
Sgt o’cheese: “I heard him say that he was going to the port-a-shitter to have a poop and shoot. Private Cuck’s wife sent him nudes.”
by NCOIC September 14, 2020
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Daddy Poop

Poop from your daddy (not dad)
Daddy poop when?
by UwU:v January 16, 2018
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Poop

Something that is brown and long that comes out of your butt.
by DJ Callie October 10, 2019
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poop donkeys

a pet donkey made of poop
poop donkeys make great pets, you can play with them, they're great for skin and hair
by natchbait June 6, 2011
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Poop muffin

Butt cheeks...those sweet cheeks you wanna eat!!
Dayum did you see her poop muffin?!

I’d lick that sweet poop muffin!!!
I just wanna bury my face in her poop muffin!!!
by Stave1 October 1, 2017
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